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Are you feeling it yet? The Christmas spirit, I mean? I bet you do.

It’s only a week before Christmas day and I’m guessing you’re experienced/done:

1. going over your half-finished Christmas list and panicking that you haven’t even started wrapping yet
2. decorating your house, your room, your usual classroom seat, your office desk, your boyfriend’s room, your cellphone, mp3 player, your web site, your outfit, your whatever with Christmas decorations
3. sending out your Christmas snail mail greeting cards to relatives, e-cards and holiday pokes to online buddies, and what-have-yous
4. feeling warm and fuzzy whenever you play a Christmas carol on your ipod and a bit irritated and murderous with the undying jingles played in the mall
5. filling up your schedule with line ups of barkada get-together nights, family reunions, Christmas parties for work, for school, with orgmates, with the neighbors, with college friends, with high school friends, with elementary friends, with preschool friends, with your best friend’s wife and the lady elf from the mall

So here I am again with a stream of unrelated and irrelevant thoughts that does not have to be posted but since I haven’t updated in a while, meh.

• I have a sore throat and last time I posted a random post like this I also had an issue with my throat. It must be the throat thinking when I do this… wuh?
• Oooooh I’m home from birthday gift vacation. Guess where I went? ^______^ heeheehee and no D.A. I did not book under the name “joyce jimenez”, ok ka lang?
• The last night I was here in Manila last week, I was drinking with my drinking bud, jims, several buddies and some gorgeous and friendly ladies. Whew, I was smashed (ok not really but yey to red horse!) you can find the photos on my multiply but I’m warning you, a lot of weird stuff and inside jokes going on there.
• Photos from that drinking session that I also posted on my frenstar (and on twitter and zorpia and everywhere else) seem to have instigated a reincarnation of the exes. You wanna hear a mean story? It’s here and here. Ayan G, blind item ka na naman.

I keep on bumping into stuff that sure would make unconventional gifts. I know these have been around a long time ago but I like having them on record, never know when you need inspiration. Hey geek, bored of playing scrabble with usual tiles? Then use Leet speak and replace those old boring scrabble tiles with leet tiles!

I wish I had one of these I lik3 the idea.

Christmas is just around the corner. Still haven’t a clue on what to give your love one? I have a gift idea! Why not give Syphilis… Or how about Gonorrhea? Or Kissing Disease maybe?

I know what you’re thinking… ew. But before your eyes pop out of their sockets and you start cussing me for suggesting this, I’m talking about the 6-inch stuffed toy that GIANTmicrobes are selling! This is probably the only variety of Syphilis or Gonorrhea or whatever microbe that anyone would welcome getting as a gift.

Meet the pox a.k.a. syphilis

November is like the f*ck of the year and when I say f*ck I mean it is so frikkin awesome… ok not so much but this month has got to be the most unforgettable for the year 2007 for me. It is just spilling with too many events. Let’s do a recap, why don’t we?

1. I got my biggest Adsense earnings so far. Whoopie! 4-digit in dillar currency whydoncha, not bad for someone who’s lazy with ads, whoopie whoopie!
2. The yearbook for our batch finally came out! Was able to catch up with batchmates. Still missing elbi though.
3. Started upgrading my pc again. Bought new phone. Bought new dresses (why is it I suddenly liked buying dresses?). Bought a bunch of toys (cooking utensil toys and stuffed animals) for the little miss.
4. Got the greatest vacation gift I could ever wish for but it’s still fudging pending since there are typhoons and stuff. I should go to Hong Kong instead. I’ll probably go to HK indeed. Still don’t know who to take with me.
5. There’s Lando, Mina, Lando again…
6. Google has been bitchslapping blogs with PPP. I’m not using PPP but I’m like why Google gods? I was thinking of joining but now I’m not so sure