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1. In a street there are five houses, painted five
different colours.
2. In each house lives a person of different
nationality
3. These five homeowners each drink a different kind
of beverage, smoke different brand of cigar and keep a
different pet.

THE QUESTION: WHO OWNS THE FISH?

HINTS

1. The Brit lives in a red house.
2. The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
3. The Dane drinks tea.
4. The Green house is next to, and on the left of the
White house.
5. The owner of the Green house drinks coffee.
6. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
7. The owner of the Yellow house smokes Dunhill.
8. The man living in the centre house drinks milk.
9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.
10. The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one
who keeps cats.
11. The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who
smokes Dunhill.
12. The man who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
13. The German smokes Prince.
14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
15. The man who smokes Blends has a neighbour who
drinks water.

Yesteday was April Fools and to save myself from confusion, frustration and whatever feelings, I did not go online nor did I go out. I can handle whatever stupid prank my family has in store for me but I don’t want other people messing with my head.

I haven’t roamed around too much yet when I got back today but I already found a few funny hoaxes in my mail and on Google. A local forum announced its closure (kaso napaaga ang sira ng announcement sa PMT kasi may nakahuli agad nung hoax), and Google announces a whole bunch of services (Gmail Paper, Google Writer) but that one that really cracked me up is its wireless broadband service, or the Google TiSP. Oh gawd this was a charm!

It comes complete with FAQ and support group. Getting internet connection through the toilet made me chuckle and I could not imagine Google employees or whatever Google was pertaining to as Plumbing Hardware Dispatchers (PHDs), would dive into sewage to get you connected.

I’m still looking for April fool hoaxes, does Yahoo have one? Or other big named places? Can you direct me to one?

Apparently, I have neglected my blog again but no I didn’t go on leave again. I was just busy with some research for my feasibility studies and the little stuff I am working on. I have a new theme under wraps and I’ll release this template out on my portfolio, which I am also working on. As it is, I already am in busy multi-tasking mode. So I had to update my blog to tell everyone I can’t update my blog. LOL It makes sense, right?

I’ll be back pronto. But just in case I don’t make it on Christmas: Merry Christmas

I feel so ignored. No one seems to treats me extra nice anymore. So maybe I need the luvin’. I miss that really…

Where is everyone when you need a hug?

I just felt like saying that….
Yeah, I’m a bit stressed with work… Blogging about it helps a bit. So what’s the drama? Let me count it out for you…

1. The manual I’m writing is due today. Although it’ll still be just the draft, it needs as much information as I could stuff into it. The work was divided but the divided work is still tedious to work on…
2. The letter proposal assigned for me to write needs additional crap…
3. The articles I have to review is getting piled up… Oh the horror, I’m sinking into a lot of paper work!
4. The client is complaining about this and that and then retracts… what a headache!
5. and then the client suddenly decided to ask for this and that… When will he realize that the site’s rankings won’t stabilize until he stops asking us to change everything! grrrrr…. If ever he comes here to the office, I’m going to bite his ears off or gouge his eyes out, he just doesn’t get it although we’ve discussed that a hundred times already.
6. I need to sign a few mumbo jumbo regarding my credit card account…