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Christmas is just around the corner. Still haven’t a clue on what to give your love one? I have a gift idea! Why not give Syphilis… Or how about Gonorrhea? Or Kissing Disease maybe?

I know what you’re thinking… ew. But before your eyes pop out of their sockets and you start cussing me for suggesting this, I’m talking about the 6-inch stuffed toy that GIANTmicrobes are selling! This is probably the only variety of Syphilis or Gonorrhea or whatever microbe that anyone would welcome getting as a gift.

Meet the pox a.k.a. syphilis

I am swamped with work, which is great since I like my current clients and I enjoy what I ‘m doing and I’m also busy putting back my dead portfolio. But as promised (and I apologize for the delay), I will announce who won the measly $50 from my Refer a Phone mini-contest.

After contrasting and comparing (and haggling with the saleslady), I ended up with a Nokia E70 and the winner is Steel.

Congrats to teh whiner err winner.

Do we wants more contests? I dunt have anymore monies, we’ll see if I ever win the lottery.

In 6 months, an alien planet is going to be destroyed by a meteor and will wipe out the entire 10 million population of cute aliens.

To all ye Facebook addicts, I implore you! Help save an alien! We’re asked to adopt these aliens (one alien for one human, each alien is uniquely generated by an algorithm). When you’ve selected the one you like, you adopt it and the alien is transported safety to Antarctica. You can then do a few things with your alien - download images of it, use a tool to add images of your alien into your own photos, etc. And if you really love your alien you can buy a shirt with it on it. I’m guessing the maker of this app will get filthy rich if people’s altruistic tendencies extend to fictional aliems from outside space.

Meet my adopted alien, Zaki! (I named her Atamaii but Zaki’s her real alien name) She’s pink, she’s cuddly and she packs a mean slash (she’s like a samurai yo? or simply called an onna bugeisha?). I fell in love with her because of the katanas…

So far none of her family has been saved yet help me save her family!

I have no idea who’s been visiting my blog and I want to know those who have been hanging around here to read what I’ve been writing. As if meron?

How do I force you out of hiding (if there are anyone hiding..)? Hmmm…

Please bear the crazy talk… I have considered my phone long dead since I have no idea where it is. I used to own a K750i which lasted for more than a year before the dark evil who lives in the shadows of Sucat road eated it (huh ano daw?). And now that I need help choosing a phone, which would be my partner in crime for the next millenium, I’m holding a pseudo-contest. Don’t believe me? That’s not my problem. I’m still holding this contest.

What you get:

$50 via paypal (I’ll add a few bucks for the deduction crap) or by agreed meetup (I’ll hand the money to you in dollars). No other options, I’m not going to money order it or deposit it in some bank or whatever. Hey $50 is not bad for extra cash for beer or for pigging out ah… The money will cometh out from my paycheck at the end of the week. (And I bet you’re asking how much is this bitch earning anyway? LOL )

… Not really a new toy coz my dad used it before I did, but hell it’s new for me! I got a Sony Ericsson K750i. It’s not something new in the market but I love the quality of the photos (and I am addicted to photos), I get to record videos aswell (I haven’t tried though, because I’ve only had the phone for a couple of hours) and the thing is it has a radio which I’ve always needed when I’m traveling around.I plan to take photos of the fertility tree, the kwek kwek tower, and manong oble when I go back to uplb next week. I’ll take photos of me, me and more of me, … (vain) I should get a photo of the little gown my darling wore on her christening, she was sooooo cute. I’ll take pictures of my new bed (just the bed, nothing dirty please), I should take a photo of my office at home now since it looks like someone dropped a bomb there. I got a lot of projects! HELP! Heh, I’m going to take photos of everything as if I didn’t do that when I bought my last digicam…What the hell am I doing here blogging my plans anyway? I’m off to take some photos!