It’s a BE-A-YUTIFUL Sunday, I just got home from an intimate date with Mr. Y. I now know that blackmail do work like a charm but like any other power, it comes with great respon… oh you know what spidey’s uncle said. I don’t want to digress.
So it’s a lovely day, I just had coffee, I’ve read my emails, I log into my ym and viola! While I was out, I received yet another ridiculous private message from someone who probably picked up my id in the Yahoo directory.
Let’s make this official. I want to expose the men I unfortunately encounter online. I have the time to waste so I might as well scour my online accounts for these nonsense.. During my first “bashing”, I was really really nice. This time, I won’t be censoring anything about them, why should I anyway? They approached me in a way they treated me like some doll toy, why would I treat them any better?
First stop, YM.
Joiz: I have time now, but I’d rather talk to a human than to poultry. Go to those chat rooms that cater to guys looking for showgirls, why bother someone who’s idly sitting in the member’s directory.
Hmmm so far I’ve only documented this private message, I’ll check my chat logs if I have other experiences like that archived. I believe I have a few there.
Next stop, Zorpia.
I think I’ve talked about him before. He is very very persistent even the ‘block’ button doesn’t seem to work on him. Someone do something about this desperate DOM! Anyone interested to going to ciro? errr Cairo?
Joiz: No matter how decent the message was, the subject line already made an impression.
Joiz: Perfect! Yet another cam whore. Why not talk to the cuckoo4uonline guy from ym, I think you’d make a perfect match.
I honestly could not understand the sex trip (why me Lloyd almighty?) and the English! Argh! The English! A content writer’s nightmare! 
For the men who are reading, I have no idea what you think of this, it could be fun for some of you (try it on me and be posted here too retard)… For the ladies, I know you’ve had your share of experiences with these, uhm, creatures, come on humor me… and for those who are desperately in need of cyber humping, why not drop these fellas a line. x-p
Allen
Oct 7 2007
11:18 am
You seem like a sex icon for these guys? haha
Joiz: LOL! Egad!!! Nooooooooooo! I iz not!
x-p
Shabby
Oct 7 2007
9:30 pm
*lol* That’s why I semi-abandoned my Zorpia account. I think I can tolerate those ’sex’ invites (I don’t mean I agree to them because I can just ignore them), but the extreme bad English is… Really bad. Haha~ I try not to read their messages because I feel like I might get infected with their mad English skills. *lol*
Jake The Miserable
Oct 8 2007
10:42 am
BAD END.
Gyahahaha! =))
Those retards never cease to amaze me.
BAD END.
karmi
Oct 9 2007
8:57 am
yikes ate, kakatakot naman yan..
hay naku, parang spam cguro yan na walang tigil.. magsasawa rin (sana) yang mga yan…
Laarni
Oct 10 2007
12:03 pm
Make your account in Yahoo private to prevent these horny men from messaging you, diba?
Laarni
Oct 10 2007
12:14 pm
Sa zorpia naman, you can always edit your private settings, go here: messages.zorpia.com/myprofile/privacy
like set it lang for your friends.
dibadibs?
Joiz: True. I could do both, de-list myself from the Yahoo directory and restrict only those who are my friends to message me on Zorp but the thing is, not all my contacts are added to my friends list sa zorpia, like for example my guy is not in my friends list there but we send messages to each other sometimes through there, and besides I’m open to meeting new people, unfortunately, if you open your contacts to good people, you also allow stupid jerks in and the karma meter doesn’t do much good sometimes. Anyways, ok lang yan, I at least have something to laugh at when I’m bored and something to poke fun with when I’m bitchy.
Laarni
Oct 10 2007
3:23 pm
Yeah. Just treat them like a spam. We can’t enjoy intranet life without them after all. harhar.