Two topics! Expect a very long post…

I’m really not used to posting a blog entry on a daily basis but since I did wipe out all my old posts, and I’ve been gone for a month or so, I’m kind of surprised I’m not posting every 2 hours just to fill up the bowl again…

If you are part of my twittersphere, you may have heard me a few days ago rant about my depleting bandwidth. Today I got an email warning again saying:

The domain joiz.org (joizorg) has reached 80% of its bandwidth limit (1987.40/2000.00 Megs).

So basically I only have a little over 10mb left for website traffic for this month. I won’t complain. I know what happened now.

You see, I have a few sites hosted on two servers (all of which sponsored by Grimbah thankies muaaahh) this one host has my personal blog in it, the other sites including my portfolio site was hosted on a reseller account. That other [reseller] server broke, Grim couldn’t contact the host provider and you know how the shit goes with customer support sometimes. After my registerfly episode (link to that later), I have gone a bit numb with losing domains and stuff.

So I moved my portfolio site into this server. BAD move kid.

See that? Based on my awstats, from an average 100+ visit (I’m a personal blog, why the fudge would I wimper if I have such low statistics?), I shoot up to a mind blowing 1000+ visits in a day (just how many adcents could I have gotten from that kind of traffic, if I just remember to put ads on my pages!) *sigh*

Yeah that website grabs more visitors thanks to my brother’s flash games. Yeah he makes flash games. Yeah he sells them to flash sites. Yeah he uses my portfolio site as portfolio as well. So yeah we split every earning in half. Yeah he’s filthy rich. Yeah he’s younger than me. Ay bitter ba ito? Wahaha

But seriously, I’m proud of my brother (no sarcasms here at all nor stain of jealousy). Even when he was young, we all knew he was really intelligent. At least one of us is! :sweat: Did I mention this guy’s only 19 but he’s already a graduate of computer engineering? Oh yes, he’s that fucken good… *pauses* was I just pimping up my brother back there? *cringes* x-p
Moving on… Let’s bash people instead.
No, I’m not going to bash my brother and just for the record, I do not bash people related to me, online and blogger friends, offline friends, colleagues and also anyone within 100 meter radius of my location.

Ok. Down to business! Let’s take a peak into my Zorpian community. I’ve only been a member for around 20+ days but I’ve received more than plenty of private messages asking for my ym id or my msn or some other indecent proposal a girl as fat and ugly as I am could ever imagine possibly receiving.

No matter if my profile clearly states I don’t give out my contact info to complete strangers, they still pester me with the question “can I have your msn or ym id?” No matter how often I reject requests to be added as “girlfriend”, they still add me as that.

Haaay men…

And as the bitch that I am, I will bash them all I want. Ok so since I’m not drunk and I’m in a really good mood, I’ll be nice. I’ll censor out their avatars and names to give them a bit of privacy, and they might be reading…
Guy #1:

The boy with a few words. Yes a boy, he’s younger than me and such a good conversationalist, don’t you think? Well babe I’m very fine until I received your quizical message which had “a” as the subject line and yes, his name consists of only two letters aswell. how creative! And trust me when I say the mugshot.. err profile photo depicts how interesting he can get.

Guy #2: Count them up boy

I replied? reapplied? applied? for what? huh? Aside from the fact that I did not reply to any of the messages I’ve been receiving, I hate it when a man doesn’t know how to write correct english especially since his profile says he’s american x-p so whether it’s your second, fifth, tenth or even a hundredth message, expect no replies from me.

Guy #3: No image here.

Actually I can’t give you a screenshot of this guy’s message. He sent me his slambook type of profile. Where he lived, where he lives, his office number, mobile number, where and what course he graduated from, his height, his hobbies, the works. He’s 40+ years old btw, only 3 years younger than my mom. I just think it’s still crazy for ME to be interested in him, is that a problem?

Guy #4:

Gaaad. You have no idea how much I wish this message came from someone else. Don’t worry about me dear, with *him* and sunday’s night in my mind, I won’t be needing any further help.

Guy #5: King Tut

He’s from Egypt I think. I was laughing half way through his message so I really was no longer trying to understand it. Why? Aside from the fact that he’s older than guy #3, you better read this.

ROLFLMAO.

Hmmm I wanted to add more but let’s leave it to 5 for now (this post is getting too long!). Haaaay men…

You might be asking, if I have been encountering weird men on Zorpia why not delete the account or something.

My answer: Are you mad?!? And cut off the original means of conversing with that cute specimen of a man I have the hots for? The same guy I now am dating?!?

Yun yun eh.