I am Joiz. This is my website.
Oh that was creative. You think it’s easy to write something as simple as a profile but ack, I sat here staring at the screen for what seemed like hours trying to write and I come up with what? “I am Joiz. This is my website.” HAHAHA
A bit serious now… If you don’t know who I am and actually give a damn, I’m Joyce Santos. But most commonly know as Joiz in the Internet anywhere. My real name was a mix of letters from my dad’s and mom’s names. I have 2 younger brothers (one’s 20 and the other’s 14) which obviously makes me the eldest and the only daughter. My brothers and I look nothing alike, some mistake JR (the 20 yo.) to be my boyfriend (WTF?! ewww…), and then there are a lot who say we do look alike. Whichever the case is, they’re all idiots.
I am 100% a Filipina but I am not like the other pitiful girls in the Internet who would be hanging around the adult sites making a living of giving sex favors to men in the online world. I might be perverted but I am not that desperate or promiscuous. I know how to make a decent living without getting naked in front of a webcam or anyone. I’d get naked if I want to, where and when I want to, for someone I really want to.
I was born in Makati and raised in Parañaque (that’s all in the Philippines babe, you do not need the world map). I spent most of my life in Parañaque until college came then I moved to Laguna to study at the University of the Philippines (proud elbian ata to) for the course Computer Science. It sucks I haven’t graduated yet but I am still crossing my fingers that I would soon have guts to try to readmit and finish that last couple of units I left behind due to a chain of unfortunate events.
I am now a 23-year-old bum (or maybe not really a bum). I easily got sick of the corporate world so I have now locked myself at some random place working freelance as a web designer and SEO (Sex Expert Official?) practitioner (and a bunch of other odd jobs). I am a caffeine dependent workaholic. Some people refer to me as a robot while others tell me I’m a zombie/vampire/undead due to my routine (and my anemia). My odd work habits have taken its toll on my life and my long absences are half caused by some ailment (and the other half is due to procrastinating).
I also happen to be a single mom. Yes, I have a daughter, and her name is Ashley Fiona. You’ll see a lot of stories about that two year old bundle of chaos every now and then.
Personally, I can get very very weird. I am quiet but can be sooooo makulet when I get too comfortable with people. I am vain, although I doubt I should be and most of the time I never give a damn what I look like in public. I love taking pictures (of anything and of myself doing some odd thing when there’s no other person to take pictures of. vain vain vain I tell you). I have a tendency to call everyone babe. I’m a hard worker if you can just stop pressuring me and get the hell off my ass. I drool for vacations (please take me, take me, take meeeeee). I swear a lot and talk like a LOLcat or a baby most of the time. I don’t like wearing a bra. I have a thing for guys who wear power suits but have rockstar voices. And I am very much addicted to surfing the Internet (even on my idle time, I’m in front of the computer. How pathetic can you get huh?). When I’m single, I’m a flirt but when I’m in love, I’m weirder than usual and fluffy (yeah, according to a friend, I am fluffy when in love, don’t even know why). If you ask me now what my status is, I am in love but it’s an unrequited kind of love so I’m also heart brokenaged. (cue awww.. sound effects)
Other than that, I’m pretty much normal, at least that’s what they tell me. But really I’m just damn odd. If I were some sort of scientist, I would just love to dissect myself to see what the hell is wrong with me. But that would probably hurt. And I don’t like surgical knives or syringes by the way.
And that’s me in a damn nutshell. There’s more to who Joiz is, oh believe me, there’s tons. If you really want to know more, just read on, or email me, or treat me out for coffee, or something. I got plenty of stories; unfortunately most of them involve a computer or a toilet or boobs in some way.
