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If this was food, who would want to order such a thing?!

Pardon me if today’s menu leaves a bad taste in the mouth. I was not suppose to blog about this, I have been reading a lot about her on other people’s blogs that my attention for her in my own blog is a waste of time, effort and gray matter. But I give in. I cannot for one more second stare on and just shut up.

Case in Point: Malu Fernandez

Ai caramba, who is she? Do we have to talk about her? Yes I have an itch that needs scratching (not that kind of itch, perv).

Malu Fernandez is a columnist of Manila Standard Today and has an article for People Asia Magazine. Let me correct that, she wrote THE article that stirred up the latest blogosphere controversy. “From Boracay to Greece”. A self-proclaimed diva, and what others have put is a “pretentious, name dropping attention hogger”.

Scan shots of the article: (as printed on People Asia, June 2007)

just click anywhere outside the zoomed in image to view this page again (or open in a different tab or window, especially if it’s loading slow and it’s boring you hehehe)

It’s been a while since I last posted something here.

Sorry I haven’t been updating. I haven’t really been away, the lack of better things to say has kept me off my own blog and just continued on lurking on other people’s blogs.

Yes, I have been that silent visitor hitting your pages like a stalker. -evil laugh- joke but seriously, I have been reading up and have been blog hopping (till I cannot find any more links to hop onto). But I haven’t touched any of the blogs I am authoring I am engrossed with the controversies flying everywhere about the kid and his supposed ghost writer, the misrepresentation, etc. Uh… I don’t want to have to explain, just that those are the issues and I can only watch in the sidelines (dumbfounded forever ito) while the battles rage on.

Is this post the end of the hiatus? Not really. I’m up to neck with work and medical hangups and problems (dumagdag pa yang epal na ilusyonadang nang-aangkin ng boyfriend! -details next time-) that I still want time off from blogging. BUT! But I just want to update everyone about certain things that might take your interests.

I surprisingly received a lot of things this weekend. I am loved!
Meet my new imaginary friend, Jipotpot Peufee (pronounce it as gee-popoh puh-fee) or peepee for short, the pink “French” bear who came in a package last Saturday and the new addition to my family of stuffed animals.

I don’t usually name my stuff toys but this one is special. They say when things, animals, people are named or given endearments, they become more special. And I have to agree to that. <whispered> Plus the fact that my young distant cousin insisted I name the bear dahil kawawa naman daw ung bear walang pangalan. oookeey pagbigyan ang bata.</whispered>

On YM
miks: kinarir mo naman ang pagpapangalan
joiz: kasi nga.. palakasan na lang talaga ng trips
miks: sus tapos nakapangalan pa sa papu mo, galing ba sa kanya yan?
joiz: hindi eh pero sa kanya ko pinangalan bakit ba?
miks: aruy ang sakit naman para sa nagbigay nyan, tinanggap nga ung regalo, walang muwang naman na taken na ung pinagbigyan tapos pinangalan pa yung regalo dun sa jowa nya.
joiz: ano? shunga, sino naman iniisip mo? di galing sa lalaki to noh.
miks: ay!! sa lesbyana galing? ay sis ibah ka! IBAH KAH =D>
joiz: baliw! adik galing to sa best friend ko sa Canada
miks: aaaayyy sweet! teka di ba best friend din kita? regalo ko?
joiz:

Only god can make a tree.. but I can answer 3 memes! I dunno why this post reminds me of Joyce Kilmer’s Tree poem (I am weird and geeky as always). Anyways, I am still intrigued why memes are called memes, I just used to know them as online quizzes. Anyone care to shed some light to this question?

Makoy tagged me some time ago and so here is the “three”-meme.

Three Things That Scares Me
1. running out of money while out of town
2. flying ipis (yes, roaches scare the shit out of me)
3. venomous snakes (ung sawa carry ko pa siguro, SIGURO)

Three People Who Make Me Laugh
1. my daughter
2. my boyfriend (whoever my boyfriend is by the time you read this, he has gotta know how to make me laugh)
3. the characters from FRIENDS

Three Things I Love
1. Food!
2. movies and music
3. photography

Three Things I Hate
1. cleaning up baby vomit (but I’m getting used to it)
2. trying to get work done in a noisy area and so much unwanted interruptions!
3. this message when you’re in panic or in a bad mood: “the subscriber can not be reached…”

So I was suppose to write something deep and inspirational today but decided not to. I am not in a very inspiring mood and it would be a complete and utter lie to pretend I could write anything coherent right now so instead here are oodles and oodles of random thoughts. Just think of me as a pen that went haywire and spurted all over your favorite shirt…